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Chappy and Dante,  Lucy and Ripple,

Hellion and Clyde,  Selkie Sue and Bash,  Bini and Murrf,

Caroline and Baby,  Biggie Fries and Elizabeth,  Futzel and Aimee,

Ben and Molly Rose,  Max and Angel

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Chappy:  Iz we in da rite place, Dante?

Dante:  I dont tink so, I tink we in a shoppin mall.

Lucy:  We gave dem drivers da rite address, why is we here?

Ripple:  Mine French isnt so gud , but I effen spelled it out fur him  'c a t h e d r a l " , yu'd tink he unfurstand dat word?

Hellion:  We'll let mew tomz figure out where we iz.. us gurlz gonna take da oppurtunity ta shop in Paris.

Gimme da Gold Card Clyde.

Clyde:  Oh no...  we not gots time ta shop, besides alla yur shoppin  gots mine card way ober da limit already.

Selkie Sue:   ooh Bash, dis is most scairy ta be losted in Paris.  I'ze neffur been to a city dis big befur.

Bash:  Dont worries your purdy lil head Selkie dear, here's mine credit card.. go buy yurself someting purdy.

Bini:  Oh how sweet yu iz Bash.  (Bini stares hard at Murrf) I wanna shop too.

Murrf:  (reluctantly drags out his wallet) See what yu started here Hellion?  Now dont spend to much Bini, we gotta haff nuff left fur fudz, in case dere is none at da wed-wink.

Baby Panther:  Dat rite and dont furget dat 1 frank is not da same as 1 dollar.

Caroline:  What is da catversion rate?

Biggie Fries:   Dunno, but it costed us 2 Runas ta get here furom da Airport.

Elizabeth:  What da heck is Runas?  I tought da French used franks?

Futzel:  I tink our taxi driber caint spell.. tehee.. I tink he meant 'tunas'?

Aimee:  Runas.. tunas.. All I knows dis was da worstest taxi ride I has effur had da misfortune ta experience.

Molly Rose:   Yus can say dat again... and Ben, I did not appurciate bein stuck on da back of a truck.  What kinda of a taxi is a truck anyways??

Ben:  Oh gheez..  I'ze in trouble agin.  Here da card Molly, go shoppin!!  Spend da limit! (shivers at da tought) Where's Max and Angel, dey was riet behind us??  

Angel:  Why did we climb alla way up here Max?  Dere betfur be a gud reason, I almost ruined my gown.

Max:  It a re-con mission.  We gots a great view furom up here and we can see da Cathedral and I knows which direction we gotta take.

Angel:  Great!  Now get me down furom here, sos I can go shop wiff da gurlz.

and the gurls run into the stores, while the tomz try to figure out how to get to the wed-wink.