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Royal and Cilla,  Elvis and Sammy,

Firefly,  Pumpkin and Casey,  Cookie and Jessee,

Sabrina and JJ,  Kitty the Great and Scullypuss,  Sampson and Chrissy,

Connor and Annie,  Pepe and Stormy

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Cilla:   I tink we shuldz ask fur directions Royal.

Royal:   Direcshun?  We dont need no steenkin direcshuns!

Sammy:  And dat is how we ended up in dis purrdikament ta begin wiff.

Elvis:  We know eggactly where we is Sammy, we just thought we'd stop fur lunch.

Firefly:  Oh what a gud idea Elvis... I iz starvin.

Pumkin:  Yes alla dat shoppin has made me hungry.  Come along Casey.

Casey:   Gheez,..  I'ze comin.. I'ze comin  Is yu effer gonna lets me outta yurs site?  Sisfurs.. neffur take dem anywheres, or dey tink dey in charge.

Cookie:  An dat is ritely so Casey, lil brofurs caint be trusted not ta get inta mischief.

Jessee:  Well I'ze hungry so lets see whats on da menu.

Sabrina:   Ooh.. dey gots frog legs.  I want soma doze.

JJ:   Yus neffur had frog legs befur,  yu sure yu gonna like dem?  (especially at deze prices)

KTG:   Dey sounds gud ta me JJ.   Wonder if dere a discount fur orderin fur four?

Scullypuss:  I'ze haffent decided what I wants yet KTG. (gheez tomz always tinkin bout tunas)

Sampson:  Well we has ta tink o dat Scullypuss, yu gurlz done spent alla da tunas shoppin.

Chrissy:  Ifn yu tomz hadnt gotten us losted, we wuld not haff gone shoppin.. tehe

Connor:  Why is effurytin  always us tomz fault?

Annie:   Cuz mostly it is, yus not listen, yus not ask fur direkshuns and now here we iz, in da wrong place.

Stormy:  Well lets eat and worry bout direkshuns later.

Pepe:  (sighs)  I sure dont wanna miss da wed-wink.