Parlor

Mr. Birdie and Florida

Chappy and Dante

Charlie and Baby

Bandit and Pinkie

Buddee and Angel

Clyde and Hellion

Mr. Birdie:   Gud ting, I found dis column fur us
ta sit on Florida.   I dont seez no fudz in dis room an
we wouldnt wanna be mistaken fur da hor de heurz.

Florida:   Now Birdie, mew know deze kitties is our furrends
and wuldz neffur hurts us.

Chappy:   What a lufly room dis iz, but I tink we took
a wrong turn in da entry hall, diz place gots no fudz and it not 
decorated at all.

Dante:  Dis muss be da place,  I seez Buddee ober dere.....  
what he doin on da table??

Charlie:  Me tinks he's had to much nipz.. tehee

Baby:  What a ting ta say Charlie...  I tink dey is dancin
on da table.

Bandit:    Naw Baby, he is nippzed.  Angel brought him in here
ta calms him down.

Pinkie:  Poor Angel habin da puts up wiff a nippzed tomz.

Buddee:  I'ze not nippzed, I'ze habin funz..... 

Angel:  Yu betfur settle down Buddee, mew gotta play 
in da band.

Clyde:   Looks like we gotted here just in time Hellion.
Hep me get Buddee off dat table.

Hellion:  Oh nooo.  I'ze not gonna ruin ma gown.
Yu tomz can take care of yur bud.

 

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